Derpy Hat

Dorky sombrero that doesn't fit anyone. You feel embarrassed to wear it.

Notes

The Derpy Hat is a craftable clothing item listed as a product, described as a dorky sombrero that doesn't fit anyone and causes embarrassment when worn. As a tagged "Clothes" and "Product" item, it can be listed in player-run stores for trade, though its description implies it offers no functional benefit. If you craft one, consider offering it for sale as a purely cosmetic or novelty item.

Notes are AI-generated and may be imprecise.

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Talents

Modern Materials (Tailoring Lv 3) Natural Fibers (Tailoring Lv 3) Custom Made (Tailoring Lv 6)

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Ingredients

Ingredients for this recipe

Ingredient	Qty	Type
Leather Hide	2	item
Fabric	5	category

Byproducts (garbage)

Garbage byproducts of this recipe

Material	Qty / craft
Textiles	≈ 0.08
Bio Residue	≈ 0.02

Approximate — a category ingredient's salvage value depends on the item actually used.

Crafting waste collects in the station's garbage output and must be hauled away or recycled — see the Garbage & Recycling guide.

Crafting

Crafting stats

Labor	40 calories
Craft time	1 min
Throughput	≈ 60 Derpy Hat / hour (base)

Recycling & waste

• 0.2× Bio Residue

The same salvage value leaks out as garbage when this item is consumed in crafting.

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Total raw to craft this

Recompute for my setup

• 5× Fabric (any)
• 1× Bison Carcass

Approximate — category ingredients and any production cycles are counted as raw.

Categories

• Clothes
• Product

Obtained from

• Derpy Hat

See also

Banana ShirtBandanaBasic BackpackBearpackBig BackpackBuilder Boots

A dorky sombrero that fits no one well, with a brim that flops and sags as if embarrassed of itself. Wearing it makes the world feel slightly askew—eyes follow the ungainly hat, soft chuckles rise, and the wearer's confidence tucks itself away beneath the crooked brim. It offers little protection from sun or rain, just a lingering, comical insecurity. A garment for the bold, the ironic, or the utterly unconcerned.